It's 2022 (or whatever year it is; honestly it's all kind of formed together into a blur over here) and spam calls are horrific these days; so let's not bother with phones just yet. Use this form to send me an email with whatever's on your mind and I'll (probably) respond. If you're concerned about your privacy, feel free to check the site's privacy policy for a super legal sounding write up, but the short version is as follows: I'm not going to give/sell/share your data with anyone. I wouldn't want it done to me, so I'm not going to do it you.